Peter Jacobsen, Jan Jacobsen and Gary Delena
Don't play at Pebble - won't pay the price
I love my muni - I think it's nice
Swing in the house, drives my wife up the wall
She shouldn't worry - I don't use a ball
She says I'm lazy and I waste all my time
My playing partners, they just can't win a dime
It'd be good to just make par
Can only hit it 185
I use a 4 wood - I just can't drive
Can't really swing hard - I got a bad back
Should wear a sports bra - I'm kinda fat
And I got me a belly - way out to here
At least it's not as big as my rear
So I get out and walk some - those carts I avoid
Out of respect for my stupid hemorrhoid
Only if I cheat am I sure to improve
Everybody say I'm cool - he's cool
It could be worse - I could play just like you
It'd be good to just make par
I have a slice that just won't go away
It always lands in some other fairway
I bought my sticks at some discount store
Now it seems I'm always hollering fore
Wish I could work with that caddy called Fluff
Everybody say oh yeah - oh yeah
I wouldn't spend half my day in the rough
It'd be good to just make par - yeah yeah yeah
Based on "Life's Been Good " by Joe Walsh
New lyrics by Peter Jacobsen, Jan Jacobsen and Gary Delena
"Life's Been Good " words and music by Joe Walsh
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