Mark Lye
Saw a player with a GOLF club in his hand just the other day
He was looking over his shot, It was deep down in the hay
He took a big swing and got it way up in the air
When that sucker landed, you just knew it wasn't fair
Ahhh...Ooooh, Square grooves are goin'
Ahhh...Ooooh
Ahhh...Ooooh, Square grooves are goin'
Ahhh...Ooooh
Saw a mutilated golf ball, the cover was gone
Guy hit it with a sand wedge, he hit it real strong
When we got to the green, the ball was ripped to shreds
Guy looked at me and we both shook our heads
Ahhh...Ooooh, Square grooves are goin'
Ahhh...Ooooh
Ahhh...Ooooh, Square grooves are goin'
Ahhh...Ooooh
I've heard a lot of stories about what them clubs can do
Saw a guy spin it once from Winged Foot to Pinehurst #2
Grooves so sharp, you can give yourself a shave
But after this year, boys, we'll be giving them a wave
Ahhh...Ooooh, Square grooves are goin'
Ahhh...Ooooh
Ahhh...Ooooh, Square grooves are goin'
Ahhh...Ooooh
Them square grooved golf clubs sure can spin the ball
They can make it dance from anywhere at all
I never did use 'em though, I never thought it was fair
Hitting out of that deep stuff like it wasn't even there
Ahhh...Ooooh, Square grooves are goin'
Ahhh...Ooooh
Ahhh...Ooooh, Square grooves are goin'
Based on "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon
New lyrics by Mark Lye
"Werewolves of London" words and music by Waddy Wachtel and Warren Zevon, copyright 1978 Virgin Songs, Inc., BMI
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