Peter Jacobsen
Coming to you, in bus loads
With enthusiasm, I want to see the show
Leave the kids at home to watch cartoons
If I don't bring my wife, we'll be divorced soon
I'm a golf fan, I'm a golf fan
I'm a golf fan, I'm a golf fan
I see what I want, I watch them all play
We're having lots of fun, I'll watch all day
Take my sunscreen and my visor, too
I better get an umbrella, I ain't no fool
I'm a golf fan, I'm a golf fan
I'm a golf fan, I'm a golf fan
I talk to the pros as they walk by
If they don't talk back, makes me want to cry
See my favorite pros in their baggy slacks
Try to read their putts, "It's going left, Jack!"
I'm a golf fan, I'm a golf fan
I'm a golf fan, I'm a golf fan
Hit a shot and I'll give you a hand
Knock it in and I'll be your only loyal fan
I know where to stand to get on TV
I want all my friends to see me
I'll take a seat up by the green
Want to watch these kids chase their dreams
I'm a golf fan, I'm a golf fan
I'm a golf fan, I'm a golf fan
Based on "Soul Man" by Sam & Dave
New lyrics by Peter Jacobsen
"Soul Man" words and music by Isaac Hayes and David Porter, copyright 1967 Walden Music, Inc. & Almo Music Corp, ASCAP
All Rights Reserved. Used By Permission.